Announcing: The Sexy Sexagenarian Grudge Match

Generally speaking, my cut off for chicks that I find attractive is about my age +15.  I do have exceptions though.

I discovered Blythe Danner when I first saw Meet the Parents.  What a handsome woman, I thought.  Sophisticated, simple, sassy.....sexy.

Oh yes.

I had known of Helen Mirren before I saw Calendar Girls in 2006, but I've never really watched her.  Even in Calendar Girls, I hadn't noticed her.....That is, until she went bare....

Oh my.

And so, my question had always been Blythe Danner or Helen Mirren?  Two >60's that still pack a wallop in the hot babe department.

GILFs to the max.

Well, I shall answer the question once and for all in an official Grudge Match --

 The Sexy Sexagenarian Grudge Match!

That's right, 10 straight nights, five rounds of movies: I will pit these ultra-cougs into a ring and have them kat fite to determine once and 4 all -- who be the Princess of Purr?

This is how my 10 days will break out

ROUND 1

Earliest Netflix Credit Round

Friday 7/16

• 1776 -- the 1972 musical in which Babe Blythe plays Martha Jefferson

Saturday 7/17

• A Midsummer Night's Dream -- the 1968 theatrical production in which Hot Helen plays Hermia

ROUND 2

The Hardware Round

Sunday 7/18

• The Queen -- in which Dame Helen plays the part that won her Oscar

Monday 7/19

• Futureworld -- in which Mizz Danner played the part that won her Golden Scroll from the Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films, USA

ROUND 3 (edit, I swapped the dates of this round)

The Round of Coug

Wednesday 7/21

• Meet the Parents -- the 2003 comedy in which Blythe plays wife to Bobby D

Tuesday 7/20

• Calendar Girls -- the 2003 comedy in which Helen Mirren plays a randy old lady doing naked pics with other randy old broads

ROUND 4

The Muse Round

Thursday 7/22 

• The Seagull -- the 1975 theatrical production of Anton Chekhov's play starring Gwyneth's mom

Friday 7/23 

• Age of Consent -- the 1969 film about an old man and a young woman (Helen Mirren)...(uh huh)

ROUND 5

The Showcase

Saturday 7/24 

• The Madness of King George -- Helen's first Oscar nom

Sunday 7/25 

• The Great Santini -- the meek Blythe Danner plays against the aggressive Robert Duvall

If anyone wants to play along or has a review of any of these flicks, feel free to send them to rubenromero55 [at] att dot net -- I shall post them.



links to the scoring break downs: Round 1 Round 2 Round 3 Round 4 Round 5